Friday, April 27, 2012

Healthy Apostrophes!

We have chinese cell phones with chinese calling plans. Overall I like their model a lot better. You buy the phone up front then purchase a service plan to go with the phone. The total cost is much lower than the bundled phones you get in the US (about 30 RMB/month or $5/month) after spending $2-300 on a phone.

The odd part is we get text messages from the phone company, written in chinese. Recently I got this one:
有一天"我"字头上丢了重要的一撇,就变成了"找"字,为了找回那非常重要的一撇,问了很多人,那一撇代表什么?商人说是金钱,……最后长寿的人们告诉我:那一撇是健康和快乐,否则什么都是浮云!亲爱的朋友,工作再忙,压力再大,也别忘了照顾自己!
Which Google translates to:
"I" head lost an important one to write, it becomes a "find" in order to recover a very important one to write, ask a lot of people, the apostrophe mean? Businessman said the money . last longevity of people tell me: the apostrophe is healthy and happy, otherwise, what are the clouds! Dear friends, no matter how busy work, the pressure is big, do not forget to take care of themselves!
Yes, this message was sent by the phone company! I need to ask a co-worker to explain it to me, I suspect in Chinese it is a clever play on words using some ancient chinese proverbs mixed with modern slang. Either that or somebody's kid got their hands on the keyboard & hit <send>

So, take care of yourselves and watch your apostrophes!!